We should not overlook the fact that Tommy Cheeseballs, elder statesman of the Guido movement that he is, nevertheless owes a great deal to those who came before him. Things were wild on the boardwalk long before Tommy had ever done his first biceps curl...
...Note the strong female role models we see here. These are the women who know what the want and and take no shit. Instinctually drawn to the Shore because, as Janet sagely notes, "it's different," these pioneering women knew then what J-WOWWW et al. are just beginning to learn; a Guidette will always have "a strike up" on their Guido men because, at the end of the day, they'll always have that check to cash.
Nowadays one things is certain, the Shore is magical place filled with endless possibility. With the right amount of bronzer, a tank-top, and your hair did just right, you very well might find the love of your life. Or you might wake up in the ER. To survive on the Shore, you need to have your wits about you, your head on a swivel, and clearly, you gotta smilin', you gotta be dancin', you gotta be shakin' that ass!
That's the Situation. Let's watch the drama unfold.
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